Friday, 15 June 2007

Frequently Questioned Answers.

  • It wasn't me!
  • Nothing's the matter.
  • I had to work late at the office.
  • It fell off the back of a lorry.
  • I'm almost sure it's the red wire.
  • Because I say so.

6 comments:

  1. Anonymous12:59 pm

    Also: "Just because"

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  2. Anonymous7:35 pm

    Surely it's obvious?

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  3. Anonymous7:39 pm

    Surely you heard me the first time?

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  4. Anonymous7:44 pm

    Honestly!!!
    You are joking aren't you?
    You can't possibly believe that can you?
    You'd be mad to think that surely?

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  5. "It always looks like that."

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  6. "No, that's just his face."

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