- Oh no, no. No.
- God, no.
- You bastard!
- Piss off
- I don't believe you. (To a hill that was pretending it was just a long gentle slope down now.)
- What in ****ing **** is the point of you? (To three hills, all visible at once, which left a road at the same height at which it began)
- Oh, yes, you're flat now. (To a hill that stopped being a hill at the point where I turned off it)
- Just stop it.
Thursday, 31 July 2008
Posted by John Finnemore at 12:24 a.m.
Thursday, 17 July 2008
Sign outside a church in Chatham. 'Jesus is closer than you think'.
They were aiming, I suppose, for 'Thought-Provoking', but they seriously overshot and landed bang in the middle of 'Scary'.
Monday, 14 July 2008
Woman on the radio: 'About one in five people with anorexia will ultimately die'.
I am agog to know what will happen to the other four.
Sign on hoarding outside building work on Oxford Street: 'Another exciting branch of HSBC opens here soon.'
I can hardly wait. What do you think the exciting part will be? Log flumes to the cheque cashing machines? Randomised hole in the wall that gives you anything from a penny to a million pounds? Bears as cashiers?