Tuesday, 29 June 2010
Leanne and Lianne were the most identical twins the world has ever seen. They won prizes for it. No-one, not even their closest family and friends, could tell them apart. They looked identical; they sounded identical, they acted identically, and everyone thought they must actually be identical.
They weren't, though.
Posted by John Finnemore at 2:35 pm
Friday, 25 June 2010
Hello. Excitingly (for me) I'm back on The Now Show this evening: 6:30 on Radio 4; repeated at 12:30 tomorrow; available thereafter from here and also (I am urged to tell you) as a podcast here: BBC Friday Comedy Podcast.
I can't pretend my section is all that satirically hard-hitting this week. It's largely about bees. And when it's not about bees, it's about aardvarks.
And now, just so that this post isn't all advert, a picture quiz. How many people can you see in this photo?
Just a girl in a white top sitting alone under a tree, right? Actually, no. Look again, and you should be able to make out a girl dressed in black and a boy in blue sitting next to her. Some people claim they can see a fourth figure, but actually that's just a red push-chair.
Posted by John Finnemore at 4:03 pm
Monday, 21 June 2010
We're not in Darrowby any more, Toto.
Posted by John Finnemore at 11:03 pm
Friday, 18 June 2010
I shall be on the Now Show again on Radio 4 this evening at 6:30, repeated Saturday at 12:30, and available here for the following week, sharing my important thoughts on the oil spill, with particular regard to walruses, robot crabs, and Kevin Costner's scientist brother.
So long as I'm plugging, the new series of David Mitchell's Soapbox rumbles merrily on - the latest one is here, is all about it being a good thing to include references to things not everyone will get, and thanks to the cleverness of the animators, includes several references to things neither David nor I get. (Anyone know what that transparent red bollard is, for instance?)
Posted by John Finnemore at 9:15 am
Tuesday, 15 June 2010
Is it me, or has this shopping centre in Merthyr Tydfil selected as its symbol...
Posted by John Finnemore at 7:36 pm
Thursday, 10 June 2010
That's a twelve letter word with a single vowel. You've got to admire a language that can do that. Even if you count the ys it's a 9-3 walkover for the consonants. 'Beer' is cwrw - a 4-nil whitewash! I gather, from the extremely tiny bit of research I just did, that actually w is a vowel in Welsh (damn), and so cwrw is pronounced something like 'cu-roo'; but as I first tried to pronounce it to myself, in my ignorant English way, it came out very much like the noise our dog used to make when puzzled.
That extremely tiny bit of research also told me that Welsh does not have the letters J, K, Q, V, X or Z. What extremely low-scoring Scrabble games they must have. Though apparently they do sometimes borrow these letters for words that originate from other languages, with the excellent result that the Welsh for zoo is 'zw'.
Posted by John Finnemore at 10:06 pm
Monday, 7 June 2010
Friday, 4 June 2010
Posted by John Finnemore at 12:30 am
Tuesday, 1 June 2010
Oh, me too. The number of times I've promised myself that I'm just popping out for 'a' pizza- and then the red mist has descended, and I've woken up, six hours and fourteen Quattro Stagionis later, spreadeagled in the gutter amongst a heap of crusts and discarded olives - once more a victim of my liking for 'a' pizza.
Posted by John Finnemore at 6:51 pm