Wednesday, 14 November 2018

Victor Hugo gets his author photo taken.


"Oh, yes, Victor, very nice! Very intense. Like it. Great. Ok, shall we try another pose?"


"...Yep. Yep, that's good too. Ok, I think we've got some terrific options for that look. Tell you what, let's try one without your hand on your face. How about that?"



"......Ok. Yep, ok, that was my fault. I left you a loophole there, didn't I Vic? Fair enough. So! Now let's try one without your hand on your head AT ALL."


"...I'm not an idiot, Victor. [...] YES, that counts as 'on'! [...] Of course it does, it... Look. We're both tired. Let's take a break, shall we, for a few days. Or years, or... decades, even, and then come at it fresh."


"...........Seriously?"


"Fine. Very nice, Victor. Very intense. We'll use that one."



"Yeah. And the same to you."



41 comments:

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Yayyyyy!

Tealin said...

I guess he just had a very heavy head.

SylviaHolly said...

Or maybe it's like when liars compulsively touch their mouths to stop the lies from being discovered. Maybe he just wants to keep all his fictions safe.

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Isobel C said...

Equally could be a series of rejected passport photos?

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Yeah, you're back!! I can't help imagining what role Victor Hugo might be playing in the next series of the Souvenir Programme.
Or Double Acts?? More Double Acts as well pleeease!!!
I still find your flower photo incredible, by the way.

Unknown said...

And I bet he was wearing bloody red trousers ...

Jazzy said...

Looks rather miserable, doesn't he?

Unknown said...

Or how even excellent writers can be completely clueless of patterns of behaviour when they concern themselves :p

Unknown said...

Well, since you ask for a tale of moody French authors with weak necks who need to hold their head up.....

Peter said...

He’s the big-nosed novelist of Montmartre. You’d look miserable too.

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John...
Can you and the crew be tempted to come to North Wales (theatre Clwyd I recommend. Its less than 20 minutes from Chester which is pretty, Tudortastic and although it sounds insurmountably miles too far away, perhaps too cold, or too "them", or dangerously possibly "Northern" and actively fantasising of emancipation, locally informed governance via it's own devolved parliament...amateurishly legislating rafts of terrible irreversible unintended consequenced for the empowered and yet legislatively hamperered region....


I am way too circumstantial....

Chester train is easy and direct ...for your convenience directly and all the whole way to your London with actual real-world, solid, steel tracksto London) in the charming, if perhaps to many somewhat vowel-shy, market town of Yr Wyddgrug (Anglisised to its equally charmingly, road-sign friendly identity of "Mold")...

We might also put you all up in splendid rural Snowdonia isolation (with views and 4g reception if winds are favourable... if you weren't rushing home after your performance....

Waffle galore... apologies .. but DO consider coming to Mold... we are all your biggest fan...and not at all in a hobbling way... no...not like that, not at all. I can't think why you thought that in the first place... oh no... just regular-type appreciative Welsh fans.

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