Thursday 19 January 2006

Mixed Messages

My girlfriend, because she knows me well, gave me lots of books for Christmas. The first one I unwrapped was called 'Never Let Me Go'. Hmm, I thought. Perhaps a little clingy. I unwrapped the next one... 'How To Be Alone'. Ah.

1 comments:

The perceptive Frog said...

I can find some different explanations to that apparent paradox :
1°) she has changed her mind on you after she bought the first book so she bought the second one in order to prepare you for a coming break-up - and that's a very bad news...
or
2°) she has actually 2 different boyfriends : one she still loves and one she doesn't any more (the point is : which one are you ?) and she may have unfortunately mixed up the presents ; that gives us 2 other possibilities :
- 2°) a- you are the one she wants to break-up with - and that's a very bad news...
or
- 2°) b- you are the one she wants to stay with - and that's a very bad news anyway because that shows that she 's unfaithful
With my deepest sympathy...

PS : I know that all is an 6 years old story but please don't tell me now how it ended because I just found out your blog very newly and decided to read it from the beginning so don't kill the suspense now please ! I'm just 6 years late, that's it, and I do my best to make up for it.