tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14524408.post2432351874504098322..comments2024-03-28T21:52:12.109+00:00Comments on Forget What Did: I am supposed to be writing a sitcom.John Finnemorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09256463878193280694noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14524408.post-47720520108737584232017-11-01T13:58:05.503+00:002017-11-01T13:58:05.503+00:00I imagined 14 otters once, using the Separate Otte...I imagined 14 otters once, using the Separate Otters method. Now, if I try again, I can j-u-s-t get it to 20. Ish.<br />They look quite odd (esp. the one in green socks) in their little neat lines there, as if they're in a small child's counting book... This should be how we teach our kids to count! OTTERS! Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14524408.post-40485187106988291572014-03-11T22:15:10.090+00:002014-03-11T22:15:10.090+00:00Listening to Ottery St Mary made me really begin t...Listening to Ottery St Mary made me really begin to question my ability to imagine a of cardinal number of any kind! I think I can imagine an otter.... but at the end of the day, I'm only telling myself that I can imagine an otter! Once self speculation enters into imagination, you begin to realise what a fragile concept it is!<br /><br />I'm going to simply choose not to trust numbers. :DAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07038916182261842191noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14524408.post-78690480511018642512013-04-09T21:58:06.875+01:002013-04-09T21:58:06.875+01:00I love how a fair amount of this is word for word ...I love how a fair amount of this is word for word Ottery St Mary. All my imaginary otters are surrounding St Mary with gifts of haddock. 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Fantastic.Nicolehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12876382846512978694noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14524408.post-76527532088175590662012-03-21T09:38:34.531+00:002012-03-21T09:38:34.531+00:00Yeah, but how many otters can you imagine that loo...Yeah, but how many otters can you imagine that look like Mr Cumberbatch?<br /><br />http://redscharlach.tumblr.com/post/19565284869/otters-who-look-like-benedict-cumberbatch-a<br /><br />Seriously.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14524408.post-62281567804084487742012-02-12T18:36:31.080+00:002012-02-12T18:36:31.080+00:00A am so thrilled by the fact that you wrote this t...A am so thrilled by the fact that you wrote this three years before Ottery St. Mary, and actually used much of the same wording in the episode.<br /><br />My hero.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14524408.post-38692840808799940232011-10-26T21:29:05.419+01:002011-10-26T21:29:05.419+01:00This is brilliant. But whenever I imagine otters, ...This is brilliant. But whenever I imagine otters, they're all over St Mary. I blame Cabin Pressure for this. <br />"I don't care how hypothetical it is, I am not having a live otter in the flight deck!"<br />What a brilliant episode :')Gaia Faynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14524408.post-5322609153327644552011-09-03T19:03:30.165+01:002011-09-03T19:03:30.165+01:00It's great to see that even when you aren'...It's great to see that even when you aren't writing a sitcom even though you're supposed to you are kind of writing a sitcom...Laranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14524408.post-26579773580257148612011-07-22T23:17:47.316+01:002011-07-22T23:17:47.316+01:00*on- oh!*on- oh!RHnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14524408.post-80116965843421999092011-07-22T23:15:59.982+01:002011-07-22T23:15:59.982+01:00I am disappointed with myself, I can only imagine ...I am disappointed with myself, I can only imagine on-line oh! There's another! One big and lumbering and deep, chocolatey brown, the other small and bouncy and nutmeg coloured. David and Brian. Two more otters for you right there ^.^<br /><br />...but does that count for everyone else? I mean, if we all got together and told each other about the otters we were imagining, does imagining other people's otters count, or not?<br /><br />...Badgers are better anyway...Rufus Hartnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14524408.post-80993720338645653442011-05-18T15:42:54.625+01:002011-05-18T15:42:54.625+01:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.hakan altanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09949805075299293022noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14524408.post-47550618166381014872008-06-10T16:16:00.000+01:002008-06-10T16:16:00.000+01:00Just because I got there first with the otter imag...Just because I got there first with the otter imagining... and I said 'at least 9' - come to think of it it could have been 10 but I wasn't sure due to imagined rocks being in the way.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14524408.post-4391951301332287812008-05-22T02:21:00.000+01:002008-05-22T02:21:00.000+01:00Yeah. Stop it now.Yeah. Stop it now.John Finnemorehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09256463878193280694noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14524408.post-43148661937323099242008-05-20T18:31:00.000+01:002008-05-20T18:31:00.000+01:00Heelio. Me am Little Johnny Chuckle-toord. I once ...Heelio. Me am Little Johnny Chuckle-toord. I once done seen a fox scalpel-balling a widgeon.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14524408.post-68703617671323530512008-05-08T00:50:00.000+01:002008-05-08T00:50:00.000+01:00That's some cracking commenting, people. I'm proud...That's some cracking commenting, people. I'm proud of you. At school they used to tell me it was only my own time I was wasting - see how I prove them wrong! A particularly masterly and professorial piece of work from you, A.I.A.S.T.B.W - thank you! You're absolutely right - it's the zoom in and out function that's the key to successful mass otter imagining. And yet... I'm still not sure I'm comfortable with saying I have imagined otters which I haven't yet imagined. That is, when I present Ed with my imaginary city of a billion copulating otters - Good Lord, what an odd sentence - and he says, ok, tell me about the female partner on the third shelf down, immediately behind the door, in the second back bedroom of Flat 7A, in mansion block G of Sector F of the Honeysuckle district (the most tweely named of all the districts. The others are named after tanks), will I be able to do so? No - I can zoom in on her, assuming me to be a cad, and no respecter of a young otter's privacy, but it will be for the first time. So I was not imagining her when I said I was. I could not tell you, as Simon so rightly puts is, her name, nationality, marking, skill, creed, or hat. Though if she and her gentleman caller are really getting stuck into it, one hopes she's removed her hat. <BR/><BR/>In other business: Simon - glad you enjoyed the show, thanks for listening! And the womble naming system, as I understand it, is that when Wombles come of age, they choose a name from Great Uncle Bulgaria's atlas. What they call one other before that, I cannot tell you.<BR/><BR/>Stu - surely inter-breeding is at the very heart of Mr Darwin's notion? Though not, admittedly, between otters and ducks. <BR/><BR/>Dr Oetker - ...Yes. <BR/><BR/>Anonymous - An otter is one of those fridges with an ice dispenser on the front. That's what I've been imagining, anyway.John Finnemorehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09256463878193280694noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14524408.post-14129122337632129172008-05-07T13:54:00.000+01:002008-05-07T13:54:00.000+01:00Otters, utters, udders, adders and Doctor Oetker. ...Otters, utters, udders, adders and Doctor Oetker. It be a good blog. Very interesting readings. If you have need of interior shutters look noe furthre.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14524408.post-1151713674651215102008-05-06T19:27:00.000+01:002008-05-06T19:27:00.000+01:00I think that if we confuse otters and ducks on thi...I think that if we confuse otters and ducks on this particular post, we could be running a very real danger of inter-breeding and, hence, naturally buggering-up Darwin's initial idea.<BR/><BR/>As they say in Romania: "Nu ştim a preţui apa decât atunci când iyvoru-i secat" ...<BR/><BR/>I have no idea what it means but it the bus conductor sounded pretty convinced.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14524408.post-31471724029139002602008-05-06T17:49:00.000+01:002008-05-06T17:49:00.000+01:00It's a bit of a trick question actually. The secre...It's a bit of a trick question actually. The secret lies in imagining the otters SEPARATELY, in a series, as you started to do with Barney and Velasquez, rather than all assembled in the one place. Give each otter a different name/marking/skill/nationality/creed/hat and over the course of the week you'll find you've imagined well into three figures. <BR/>I have internet so was finally able to hear "apparently". Just now. How good it is! And you! A very finely nuanced duck voice. I too would have chosen it had I been a critic.<BR/>Oh and what is the Womble naming system? I mean I knew there had to be one, but what is it?<BR/>Congratulations again.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14524408.post-44003808912101415192008-05-06T14:11:00.000+01:002008-05-06T14:11:00.000+01:00There are some quite good ways of visualising larg...There are some quite good ways of visualising large numbers of things, though obviously that does depend on how well -- and in how many dimensions -- they tessellate, and you're going to have a tougher time if you insist that they're living things which you can imagine are twitching or worse still foraging. <BR/><BR/>If you imagined coins emblazoned with otters rather than otters, this will help greatly: http://www.kokogiak.com/megapenny/<BR/><BR/>If you were quite a long way from a million Red Army-trained otters, this is what they'd look like: http://www.vendian.org/envelope/dir2/lots_of_dots/million_dots.html<BR/><BR/>Mating otters might be more memorable.<BR/><BR/>If you actually want to imagine many otters pure and simple, I'd suggest you think in 2D grids: if you can imagine a shelving unit with 10 shelves, and five pairs of mating otters on each shelf, then voila, you have a hundred of the blighters. Put five of those otter-shelves side by side, and you've got a thousand. Now you just need to install ten such 'full otter wall arrays' in each of ten rooms in a large flat, being part of a 5-story mansion block with 2 flats per floor, and you comfortably have a million rutting otters. <BR/><BR/>Fairly easy now to imagine ten of those mansion blocks side by side, ten streets worth of the same, and ten such neighbourhoods in a medium-sized town, and -- providing you can still zoom in an out mentally to see individual otters in flagrante (and I can) -- then I think it's fair to say you're really imagining a billion otters. <BR/><BR/>Which is quite a lot of otters. <BR/><BR/>And 288-375 days later, you'll have a lot more.<BR/><BR/>A good way, incidentally of imagining very large amounts of money uses a related scheme: think of a house worth a million pounds -- a modest Victorian terrace in Cricklewood, say. Now walk past it. Well long did that take? 2 seconds at full stride? So that means you can walk past around 30 in a minute = £30m. So it would take you a little north of half an hour to traverse a billion pounds. So Bill Gates' fortune would take a very long day's march down a 40 mile long Victorian street.<BR/><BR/>It's not obligatory that you imagine otters conjugating within the houses you pass.<BR/><BR/>The US economy is worth $14 trillion a year, so depending on the exchange rate, you could just about hike it at Victorian terrace speed if you walked unstintingly and with sisyphean stamina.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14524408.post-78684732184663382122008-05-05T15:41:00.000+01:002008-05-05T15:41:00.000+01:00What is otter?What is otter?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14524408.post-32498726679982013772008-05-05T10:25:00.000+01:002008-05-05T10:25:00.000+01:00I saw 25 otters. Hope that helps,edxI saw 25 otters. <BR/><BR/>Hope that helps,<BR/>edxAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14524408.post-28939196789765749502008-05-05T08:36:00.000+01:002008-05-05T08:36:00.000+01:00John, even the mentally challenged could see that ...John, even the mentally challenged could see that this subject has got under your skin but you otter be getting along with this 'ere sitcom.<BR/><BR/>The number of otters can only be calculated by the amount of free fish present at any one time. Please divide by two, take away one of the larger fish and carry over any of the bones left behind.<BR/><BR/>Until that time, can I suggest that you temper your passion for the multiplying 'Lontra canadensis', turn your attention to the sitcom and keep an eye out for my bloody pigeon ...<BR/><BR/>Stu (the Seneschal)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com