tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14524408.post5383587801598740625..comments2024-03-29T09:11:59.617+00:00Comments on Forget What Did: Lazy comedy cliche things that actually happened to me this weekend.John Finnemorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09256463878193280694noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14524408.post-53874796464862397952023-09-07T07:13:55.506+01:002023-09-07T07:13:55.506+01:00Truly invaluable,and your contributions have left ...Truly invaluable,and your contributions have left a lasting impact. It's with mixed emotions that we bid you farewell, knowing that you're embarking on a new journey.If you are looking the best online <a href="https://thedissertationhelp.co.uk/education-dissertation-topics/" rel="nofollow">Education Dissertation Topics</a> service to help the students at an affordable and reasonable price.keven johnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11428952529177765789noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14524408.post-40329572527011242852014-02-08T14:39:32.714+00:002014-02-08T14:39:32.714+00:00I hate it when you overhear the doctor discussing ...I hate it when you overhear the doctor discussing your test results and saying things like "won't last the week", then after you've quit your job, abused the boss and spent all your savings you find out he was actually discussing his old garden shed.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14524408.post-63488037306075909302009-10-27T01:19:40.797+00:002009-10-27T01:19:40.797+00:00Another use of a corrupted Houseman’s verse in r...Another use of a corrupted Houseman’s verse in response to your week’s events... Sorry; I don’t know why I keep using this medium to convey comments but it seems apt! Again, just the first 2 lines are Houseman’s (from “A Shropshire Lad”) but the rest are all mine (not sure I should really own up to them!)<br /><br />‘Terence, this is stupid stuff<br />You eat your victuals fast enough<br />But crap you are at DIY<br />So f’ off back to MFI<br />And no more shall you collate my<br />Growing collection of medii (ay!)<br />For thou art crass and clumsy, yay!<br />With hammer, saw and.. oh I say!<br />“Watch out”, on where you place your feet<br />Unhapp’ly you will find your seat<br />Upon the floor. Then you may hear<br />“’Ere mister, this your crap compu’er gear?”<br />From spotty oik who’s mum will look <br />“Slag” you say out loud.... and then “Oh Fuck”.....<br /><br />P.S I am quite a dab hand at assembling Flat Packed furniture ~ construction and fitting undertaken, own tools, anytime. Reasonable rates!Jessicahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12107693509682082812noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14524408.post-19514644462641483472009-10-26T19:47:47.959+00:002009-10-26T19:47:47.959+00:00You should have a soap opera week instead.
This w...You should have a soap opera week instead.<br /><br />This would involve:<br /><br />- enfolding someone in an embrace but secretly doing a thousand-yard stare behind her back<br /><br />- closing your front door after an unpleasant conversation, then leaning back onto it with a heavy sigh<br /><br />- jerking your head round suddenly as if shot when attempting to eavesdrop.jondrytayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07014577384156823525noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14524408.post-91960319249503569702009-10-26T14:37:07.773+00:002009-10-26T14:37:07.773+00:00I've done the slagging-off-someone-while-she&#...I've done the slagging-off-someone-while-she's-standing-behind-me thing. It's been years and I'm still trying to laugh about it...Persephonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15560178981320189795noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14524408.post-23745142782294508732009-10-26T11:24:24.397+00:002009-10-26T11:24:24.397+00:00I work in a library (really!), so whenever I hit m...I work in a library (really!), so whenever I hit my thumb with a hammer, I have to run outside prior to going “AARRRGHHH!!!!”.<br /><br />Nice observation of tired sitcom clichés, which additionally serves to illustrate radio comedy’s superior writing requirement, given most of these gags are rendered impractical on the radio.<br /><br />Yours, narrowly avoiding an exposed man-hole and lamp–post on the way home from work, as the myopic vicar’s coming for tea tonight and the Swedish au-pair has stained her dress so is hiding in the downstairs cupboard in her underwear. And John Prescott’s invited too, so my jealous wife’s bought Gregg’s entire stock which she intends to store in the downstairs cupboard.Richard O. Smithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15752295200270458981noreply@blogger.com