These are great! You funny guys, you. Excellent results can also be obtained by mixing and matching: 'Dastardly and Garfunkle', for instance, or 'Betamax and Placenta' or 'Granny Lark and the Sundance Kid'.
Here are a few more:
Romulus and Retard Diana and Camilla Stephen but Clive Michael Henderson + 1
Now, for the sake of tedious pedantry, I think it's worth pointing out that we're looking at names specifically for twins, not just for siblings. So let's look at ones that have particular resonance for twins, particularly, I'd imagine, identical ones.
That said, here's some more:
Emma and Emma's Organ Donor
Paul and Paul's Alibi
The One We're Dressing In Green and The One We're Dressing In Blue
Heir and Born A Minute Too Late X and Y Yes and No Number One and Poo John and John Adolf and Josef Charity and Accountancy Eric and The Concept of Chance
I really like James' "Luke and Up For Adoption" and Matt's straightforward solution in "John and John", and of course many of John's originals which kicked us all off. Joe I feel needs to spend less time writing award-winning novels and working out how to win variations on 'Ex-Libris' and put in some serious nameage.
How about: Gladys Knight and The Pips Jason and The Argonauts Sex and The City Faith and Atheism Duck and Cover Null and Void Loved and Afterthought Forgiven and Forgotten or triplets: Signed, Sealed and Delivered.
"Forgiven and Forgotten" I like a lot, but I fear Joe is stretching our credulity in his last minute bid to be taken seriously in the game.
"The Pips" and "The Argonauts" are surely not names for individuals, but for twins joined at the hip in some way. So we're actually talking about a whole new category of individual siblings twinned to a pair of Siamese twins. I'm not even sure such a thing is possible. (Certainly they wouldn't be identical twins, would they?)
David and Goliath Lucy and Lucy's Twin Gerry and Gerry with defect James and that other one. Jekyll and Hyde. Edward 1st and Edward 2nd Expected child and Whoa a second one! Dolly and Clone
My God, I've created a monster! But a lovely monster. As if Frankenstein's creature turned out to do a lot of secret work for charity.
My favourites from the new lot are 'Lucy and Lucy's Twin'; 'Forgiven and Forgotten'; 'Eric and the Concept of Chance' and 'The One We're Dressing In...' But my favourite individual name is still 'Grandad Lark'. There's just so much potential in a child called 'Grandad'...
This One and That One Frank and Woodley Sweet and Sour Pork (for all noodle lovers!) Him and Her Fish and Chips Get Out Of Me and The Worst Pain I've Ever Felt Baby 1 and Baby 2 Dumb and Dumber Loved and Unloved
(Don't know if you heard about it but there was this couple who actually called their child "Tallulah does the Hula from Hawaii" Bahaha. Poor thing!)
Freedom and Justice... Jack and Jill... Cute and Freak...bwahaha Keyboard and Mouse?... See and Sew... Thought and Thoughts Monster and Dave...? Roll and Ball... Three and Tree?...bwahaha One Third and Two Third...where is Three Third..?
sugar& spice James1& James 2 Microsoft& Apple Nike& Slazenger Lakeside& Westfield Baby& Extra Cowboy& Indian we're out of& toilet paper again Friday& Saturday Tequilla& Jack Daniels Ecstacy& Speed
I've got identical twins that are called Jacob and Tobias - when I told my Dad he asked if Tobias would be called Toby. I said yes. "So people would all be asking, is it Toby, or not Toby? That is the question!" he replied.
So I always think how I could have called them Toby and Not Toby, if I was a cruel mother...
(Thinking of Arthurian mythology) Guinevere and Morgana Arthur and Mordred Merlin and Nimueh Or to take a different tack: Sherlock and Moriarty (or Jim) I heard tell of a pair of American twins that were called Orange Jello and Lemon Jello...
I know I'm late to this party, but I feel I have to share this one: Many years ago I worked in a hospital. I was talking with one of the girls from maternity one day, and she told me that a couple of staff had to take a moment aside that morning to dissuade a woman from her conviction to name her twin boys James and Jim. The naming wasn't meant as a joke; the mother genuinely wasn't aware of the relationship between the two names.
HARRY AND BO THEN WHEN YOU SHOUT THEM U WILL SAY 'HARIBO COME HERE!!!' ELLA AND BELLA DUMB AND DUMBER TOM AND JERRY MIKE AND MOLLY SMURF AND MINION LOL AND ROFL MOLLY AND OLI SUN AND SHINE
Simon and Garfunkel?
ReplyDelete'Ronnie and Reggie' might be asking for trouble.
ReplyDeleteEspecially if they're girls, of course.
I'd laugh to meet a pair of identicals where one is called, 'Clone'.
ReplyDeleteI like this game!
ReplyDeleteHow about these:
Her and It
Martin and The Freak
Michelle and Beelzebub
Egg and Spoon
Lib and Lab
Paris and Aberystwyth
Simon and Pythagoras' Theorem
Baby and Placenta
Brilliant! Another reason to stop working/socialising/sleeping...
ReplyDeleteTwins where one is destined to do considerably better than the other in the long run:
Jason and Kylie
Pete and Dud
Sonny and Cher
Mozart and Salieri
Twins where one is destined to outlive the other:
Hardy and Napolean
VHS and Betamax
Granny Lark and Grandad Lark
Twins who will both meet a nasty ending:
Thelma and Louise
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
Twins who will argue all the time:
Laurel and Hardy
Dastardly and Muttley
Twins where one is destined to kill the other:
Caesar and Brutus
George and Ringo?
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These are great! You funny guys, you. Excellent results can also be obtained by mixing and matching: 'Dastardly and Garfunkle', for instance, or 'Betamax and Placenta' or 'Granny Lark and the Sundance Kid'.
ReplyDeleteHere are a few more:
Romulus and Retard
Diana and Camilla
Stephen but Clive
Michael Henderson + 1
Now, for the sake of tedious pedantry, I think it's worth pointing out that we're looking at names specifically for twins, not just for siblings. So let's look at ones that have particular resonance for twins, particularly, I'd imagine, identical ones.
ReplyDeleteThat said, here's some more:
Emma and Emma's Organ Donor
Paul and Paul's Alibi
The One We're Dressing In Green and The One We're Dressing In Blue
Laura and Why Couldn't This One Have Been A Boy
Sally and No Wait Maybe This One's Sally
James Casey makes a good point. Along those lines:
ReplyDeleteJonny and Stillbirth
Sandra and Deformed
Kevin and Kevin Just Slightly Uglier
Luke and Up For Adoption
Rachael and Where's Rachael's Sister? Oh Who Cares
Barbara and Clean the Scullery, There's No Handsome Prince Coming For You This Is Real Life
Raymond and Thank God It Wasn't Triplets
And some more...
ReplyDeleteHeir and Born A Minute Too Late
X and Y
Yes and No
Number One and Poo
John and John
Adolf and Josef
Charity and Accountancy
Eric and The Concept of Chance
I really like James' "Luke and Up For Adoption" and Matt's straightforward solution in "John and John", and of course many of John's originals which kicked us all off. Joe I feel needs to spend less time writing award-winning novels and working out how to win variations on 'Ex-Libris' and put in some serious nameage.
ReplyDeleteHuey Lewis and The News?
ReplyDelete-- A Fan
How about:
ReplyDeleteGladys Knight and The Pips
Jason and The Argonauts
Sex and The City
Faith and Atheism
Duck and Cover
Null and Void
Loved and Afterthought
Forgiven and Forgotten
or triplets:
Signed, Sealed and Delivered.
"Forgiven and Forgotten" I like a lot, but I fear Joe is stretching our credulity in his last minute bid to be taken seriously in the game.
ReplyDelete"The Pips" and "The Argonauts" are surely not names for individuals, but for twins joined at the hip in some way. So we're actually talking about a whole new category of individual siblings twinned to a pair of Siamese twins. I'm not even sure such a thing is possible. (Certainly they wouldn't be identical twins, would they?)
David and Goliath
ReplyDeleteLucy and Lucy's Twin
Gerry and Gerry with defect
James and that other one.
Jekyll and Hyde.
Edward 1st and Edward 2nd
Expected child and Whoa a second one!
Dolly and Clone
How do, how's you?
ReplyDeleteLittle & Large (the unofficial nickname for the twin identical nephews in my life.)
Rich & No, he's ten mins younger.
Sam & Hurry up: we'll be late.
Botchit & Scarper.
Brian & Stewie.
Morph & Chas.
Roobarb & Custard.
Herbie & Vore #
Emmy & Oscar.
Two sisters who'll always hate each other.
Jennifer & Angelina.
*Crawls back to flu-ridden sofa and re-editing.*
James C - the "One we're dressing in green/blue." You know my parents, surely?
# With "thanks" to the now folded Muzik magazine for that one.
My God, I've created a monster! But a lovely monster. As if Frankenstein's creature turned out to do a lot of secret work for charity.
ReplyDeleteMy favourites from the new lot are 'Lucy and Lucy's Twin'; 'Forgiven and Forgotten'; 'Eric and the Concept of Chance' and 'The One We're Dressing In...' But my favourite individual name is still 'Grandad Lark'. There's just so much potential in a child called 'Grandad'...
Two more...
ReplyDeleteSam & Ella
Porgy & Bess
And that's it.
This One and That One
ReplyDeleteFrank and Woodley
Sweet and Sour Pork (for all noodle lovers!)
Him and Her
Fish and Chips
Get Out Of Me and The Worst Pain I've Ever Felt
Baby 1 and Baby 2
Dumb and Dumber
Loved and Unloved
(Don't know if you heard about it but there was this couple who actually called their child "Tallulah does the Hula from Hawaii" Bahaha. Poor thing!)
Lol, Baby and Placenta
ReplyDelete-Spoilt and Couldn't Care Less
-James and Oops, I forgot
-Lawyer and Doctor (Let's hope they live up to their names!)
Salma & Nella
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Love & Lost
Jack & Jack's Stunt Double
Cain & Abel
Thing 1 & Thing 2
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Venus & De Milo
Mary & Little Lamb
Miracle and Majesty
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Alice and Jasper
Peter and Carslie
Thing one and thing two
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Creature One & Creature Two
Betty & Etc
Lyle & Thing
Freedom and Justice...
ReplyDeleteJack and Jill...
Cute and Freak...bwahaha
Keyboard and Mouse?...
See and Sew...
Thought and Thoughts
Monster and Dave...?
Roll and Ball...
Three and Tree?...bwahaha
One Third and Two Third...where is Three Third..?
hanzel and gretel
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Pride and Prejudice
Ernie and Bert
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Microsoft& Apple
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Lakeside& Westfield
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Ecstacy& Speed
james and featuring andrew
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Pink & Purple
Pee & Pea
Toilette & John
John & Jane (Deer)
Hope & Faith & Grace
Ben & Jerry
Bill & Jill
Tom and Jerry ?
ReplyDeleteSherlock and Holmes ?
Fromage ET Dessert ? (because in french restaurants it's generally cheese or desert)
Harley & Davidson
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ReplyDeleteI've got identical twins that are called Jacob and Tobias - when I told my Dad he asked if Tobias would be called Toby. I said yes.
ReplyDelete"So people would all be asking, is it Toby, or not Toby? That is the question!" he replied.
So I always think how I could have called them Toby and Not Toby, if I was a cruel mother...
(Thinking of Arthurian mythology)
ReplyDeleteGuinevere and Morgana
Arthur and Mordred
Merlin and Nimueh
Or to take a different tack:
Sherlock and Moriarty (or Jim)
I heard tell of a pair of American twins that were called Orange Jello and Lemon Jello...
I know I'm late to this party, but I feel I have to share this one: Many years ago I worked in a hospital. I was talking with one of the girls from maternity one day, and she told me that a couple of staff had to take a moment aside that morning to dissuade a woman from her conviction to name her twin boys James and Jim. The naming wasn't meant as a joke; the mother genuinely wasn't aware of the relationship between the two names.
ReplyDeleteJack and Jill?
ReplyDeleteHow about
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Barbie and Ken
Lois and clark
Justin and Bieber
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