Is it in for repair? Do its tyres need some air? Or are they too... bare? Or does it need a spare? Or a few for the lair? Or perhaps a new chair? I meant saddle, up there ^ Or a deraillair? Or a brake callipair? Or just one? Which is rare Or a rear reflectair? It's never a front one, no really, ne'er Or, to help with the weight of all of that... hair, Is it in to get fitted with an electric motair? Does anyone else care? No? That's enough (fair) Is this too long to share? I'm detecting a stare Quite a hard one - a glare God, I miss Lionel Blair Someone send up a flare Someone answer this prayer To end this, just end this, please end this nightmare
I am the man in this photograph of me. Writer, comedian and actor. I wrote Cabin Pressure, and now write John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme, and Double Acts.
5 comments:
Bluebeary
Have you ever seen a bear combing its hair?
It's not *truly* 24 Things until the spam bots show up!
I've forgotten!
Oh where, oh where
Is the bike of your bear?
Is it in for repair?
Do its tyres need some air?
Or are they too... bare?
Or does it need a spare?
Or a few for the lair?
Or perhaps a new chair?
I meant saddle, up there ^
Or a deraillair?
Or a brake callipair?
Or just one? Which is rare
Or a rear reflectair?
It's never a front one, no really, ne'er
Or, to help with the weight of all of that... hair,
Is it in to get fitted with an electric motair?
Does anyone else care?
No? That's enough (fair)
Is this too long to share?
I'm detecting a stare
Quite a hard one - a glare
God, I miss Lionel Blair
Someone send up a flare
Someone answer this prayer
To end this, just end this, please end this nightmare
Has it ended?.. Yeah!
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