Friday, 6 December 2019

24 things, and if you believe that I have a bridge to sell you. Thing 6.


This is from the tour show. It's the image we put up at the start of the sketch about the designer of the snake, to try to get across the idea of an animal design department. Tomorrow, I'll put up the image that replaces it when the head of the department says he has one or two questions about the new design...

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    1. ...and who knows how many other somewhat unseasonal Easter eggs. I cant believd I looked at this in # different theatres and never even spotted Gerti!

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  2. God came out of retirement and created the hummingbirds (and Elizabeth Robertson). Fact.

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  3. It's so nice to have a soupcon of what the live show holds across the Atlantic. Thank you!

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  4. I hope the Angela fish makes an appearance.

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  5. I've looked and looked - where is Gerti?????

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  6. Top right hand corner - blueprint identifying number.

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  7. Thanks Paul - obvious once I'd been told!

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  9. I saw the show a year and a bit ago and I LOVE this sketch. I know you've said that not seeing things can enhance the comedy, but I really felt that the visuals added to this whole concept. The Angela Fish sketch was brilliant.

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