ALT TEXT: A quick scribbly biro bear head. I did a ‘proper’ version of this to put up here, with lots more pen-strokes and anatomy and shadows and what have you, but to my irritation the quick scribble looked more like a bear.
No knees, either. I’m in big trouble.
I love our host's work but I am becoming increasingly irritated by all these unnecessarily opaque references to his "patron".
ReplyDeleteHas John become a father? Or is this a nephew or something? I wish he would just tell us straight rather than being all clever-clever about it. Not everything has to be a puzzle. Hrrrmph.
Dear Hrrrmph, I'm afraid we all have the same information as you have. And we have all drawn our own conclusions... some of them really quite weird. Mine, however, is that John bought himself a Dalmatian puppy about three years ago, who has become a massive fan of lasagne- both types- and has recently started uttering human-voice-like sounds of disapproval when John's obsession with creating elephants and bears produces pieces that don't quite come up to scratch.
DeleteI agree that that all sounds a little farfetched, but I remember that dog on That's Life who could say, 'sausages'.
If you really need to know, you may have better luck addressing your question to John, himself. Or even to John Finnemore. (Little joke, there - apologies.)
Finally, I now feel very self-conscious about trying to reply to John with a clever-clever, possibly irritating, comment... I know, I'll ask Pedro to do it.
It's bear yays, from us - as opposed to the béarnaise from you know who. (Bloomin' autocorrecf!)
ReplyDeleteSeriously now, we're very concerned for you, and your neighbours... when your patron sees their first [pet] passport photo.
Thanks, Pedro.
DeleteYou're welcome.
DeleteI am John's patron. Sorry if that wasn't clear. Now he's trying to fob me off that "the cheeks are the knees of the face" but, to be honest, I'm buying it. Bear!
ReplyDeleteNice try, Simon. However, I think you'll find...
DeleteI am John's patron!
And to prove it my client's next piece will be: an elephant wearing a small crown, large earrings, and four fairly normal knees.
The ears must be the knees of the face. All those swirls and wrinkles.
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Even in a quick scribble, your bear head captures a unique charm, and the absence of knees adds an intriguing artistic twist to your work. Sometimes, unexpected results can lead to creative discoveries!
ReplyDeleteEven in a quick, simple sketch, your bear head exudes a distinctive charm, and the omission of knees adds an intriguing artistic dimension. It's a reminder that creative exploration often thrives on unexpected outcomes!
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