Wednesday, 21 August 2024

Very dry, cuckoos.

It would be a shame to let this ancient, creaky, spam-riddled throwback of a blog die off completely just because I'm experimenting with Substack. 

That said, I AM experimenting with Substack, and I'll be sending one out tomorrow. Subscribe here should you care to receive it:

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But in the meantime, in the above spirit of keeping the old place alive, here is a little preview, in the shape of some performance indications I enjoyed from piano scores by Eric Satie. 





Assez lent, si vous le voulez bien
Rather slow, if it's alright with you.


Plein de subtilité, si vous m'en croyez
Very subtle, if you believe me.


Apparent
Show off


Sec comme un coucou
Dry as a cuckoo


Peu saignant
Slightly bloody


Les danseurs reçoivent chacun un coup de sabre qui leur fend la tête
Each of the dancers is hit with a sabre which splits his head open.



Satie wearing a bowler hat and wing collar
Eric Satie being dry as a cuckoo.




22 comments:

  1. Hrrrmph8:52 pm

    I've heard that one of Tom Lehrer's compositions has the direction that it should be played "a little too fast". But the internet doesn't seem to know anything about it, so maybe whoever told me that made it up.

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    1. Yerushalmi11:37 pm

      As a proud owner of the "Too Many Songs By Tom Lehrer" songbook, I can tell you the song in question is "I Wanna Go Back To Dixie" and can be found on page 24.

      Other directions in the book include "Eschatologically", "alla collo di pelle", "Infectiously", "Calypso", "Disarmingly", "Nostalgically", and "As fast as possible".

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    Might there be a letter to crowd funders in the offing?
    Regards Bev  (aka Jellywoman)

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