Wednesday, 13 June 2007

Frequently Asked Questions

  • Are we nearly there yet?
  • What time do you call this?
  • Is anyone sitting there, mate?
  • What do you call a man with a spade on his head?
  • How do you do?
  • Where have all the flowers gone?
  • Can I help you?
  • Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God?
  • Where's the loo?

5 comments:

Val said...

What do women want?

Anonymous said...

what time do you call this?

James Huggett said...

Is that what you're wearing?

James Huggett said...

Is that my beer or yours?

Дени said...

Have you gone mad?
Have you been drinking?
Red or white?
Do you know how fast you were going?
He said what?
Do I look like I care?
Do you have this in a different colour?
Do I look fat in this?
Can I borrow a cup of sugar?
How do I train my dragon?