Thursday, 1 November 2007

Also, I'm afraid I killed the French ambassador.

Every morning when I have my bath, my bleary eyes rest on my girlfriend's shampoo bottle, directly opposite me. And every morning, in that highly receptive and barely conscious state, I read, over and over again, the sentence they've chosen to emblazen on the back of it:

'Get A More Dazzling Blonde!'

Now, luckily, my current blonde is more than dazzling enough for me. But still, I can't help thinking Derren Brown would advise her she's playing with fire.


marianne said...

Ah. That's nice.

But John, have you considered that maybe my shampoo bottle is not emblazoned with a message for you, but instead simply a note to self?

Anonymous said...

Happy Christmas Mr. Man. I like reading your blog so I thought I would send you seasons greetings. Have a happy New Year too.


Anonymous said...

Woo! Let's see if we can't reach the 4 comments mark! Merry Christmas you

Anonymous said...

4th comment.