Sunday, 1 March 2009

It's that slim-line colour scanner in the office, isn't it?

Today, Marianne's computer told her it had 'experienced a minor lapse in fidelity'. Which sounds to me more like a senior civil servant trying to weasel his way out of trouble with his wife: 'Listen, darling, we were both drunk, it meant nothing... but to be perfectly blunt with you, I have experienced a minor lapse in fidelity'.

 Marianne has agreed to give her computer another chance, for the sake of the printer. 


John Soanes said...

Hi John
Not apropos of the fact that Marianne may need to get a DNA test on the printer (just to, you know, be sure), I've been enjoying DM's Soap Box, which has your name on it. Good stuff, so a Paul McCartney-style thumbs-aloft to you!

yanmaneee said...

golden goose superstar
outlet golden goose
yeezy boost 350 v2
converse outlet
curry 4
curry 7
goyard handbags
yeezy 500 blush
supreme hoodie
yeezy shoes