Tuesday, 29 September 2009
Thursday, 24 September 2009
Monday, 21 September 2009
For a phone company, answering the question 'What would you do if you had free texts for life?'
Friday, 18 September 2009
Tuesday, 15 September 2009
So, yesterday I was grossly unfair to John Hamilton-Gordon, seventh Earl of Aberdeen. I went through the whole of 'Jokes Cracked By Lord Aberdeen', and deliberately selected the one that has aged least well in the last hundred years or so. So today, by way of atonement, here is his Lordship's best joke. Seriously, I really like this one.
Monday, 14 September 2009
The British Library sells postcards (that's not the main thing they do, but they do do it), and some of them are of unlikely book-covers, such as this one:
Thursday, 10 September 2009
- I think, therefore I'm.
- Unforgettable, that's what you're.
- I'm what I'm, and what I'm needs no excuses.
- 'Will you love her, comfort her, honour and keep her, in sickness and in health; and forsaking all others keep thee only unto her so long as you both shall live?' 'I'll.'
Thursday, 3 September 2009
Hello. Back now, and straight into the myriad joys of flat-moving. One of the sixteen billion boxes into which our lives have been packed is labelled as follows:
Posted by John Finnemore at 4:13 p.m.