Tuesday, 22 February 2011

Whatever my faults...

...and they are many; I am absolutely not the sort of person who would ever wish a heart attack on anyone. 


Therefore I have nothing to say about this 'advert' for Cheltenham race course. Nothing at all. 


Nothing. At all. 

16 comments:

eAi said...

I pointed that out to someone the other day wondering in what way that makes you want to go to cheltenham.

kodama said...

Creepy...

Anonymous said...

Possibly the most hated man in London.

John Finnemore said...

Oh yes, I ought to explain for non-Londoners, this is a ubiquitous and weirdly long-running tube advert for... that's FOR... Cheltenham race course. This is their poster boy. Come to Cheltenham... it'll make you more like this. Or maybe you can meet a guy like this, and get him to father your children. Inexplicable.

Piques said...

Father my children - doubtful.

Oral sex, on the other hand, is definitely out of the question.

kodama said...

Thank you for explaining, I'm not British and I thought that it's some kind of tabloid cover about elections or sth...I definetely wouldn't go for it XD

theficklepickle said...

If he's at Cheltenham, that's a good enough reason to go to Ayr ... or Longchamps ... or Melbourne ...

Jessica said...

Hmm. I did want to go to the Cheltenham Gold cup but not if I end up looking like this guy (I am not a bloke & currently look nothing like this). However, if you only end up looking like this if you win then I am fine as I am a rubbish gambler and can guarantee any horse I bet on will end up falling and being shot!

gilliancrantock said...

that's one ugly horse!

Anonymous said...

He charges 50% less than your average leggy blonde. Next month's Playboy centrespread: featuring Freaky Canines!

Hartley said...

Oh good... for a long time I've thought it was just me who found this inexplicable and just, well... vile...

Anonymous said...

I I think you're being a bit cruel. For sure that pic was choosen because it makes you think how exciting a race can be. So stop lauging on people.

Ginge said...

Oooh! Well, if I didn't want to hop the next flight to LGW before, I most definitely want to now!

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Amanda Prefect said...

Every time I see this poster when on the escalators on the Tube, I mutter "knob".

It's the same with the bloke on the phone recycling advert ("Wonga!" OH SHUT UP ALREADY) - I'm sure these people are only trying to eke out a living, but there's some immense cockitude going on there.

Anonymous said...

He's so simian. he looks like a macaque.

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