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Who are you, anyway?
- John Finnemore
- I am the man in this photograph of me. Writer, comedian and actor. I wrote Cabin Pressure, and now write John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme, and Double Acts.
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Thank you, Mr Finnemore, and I appreciate the reminder. Many things are easier to face in socks.
Aarrgh! I watched this first thing this morning, told everyone how brilliant it was and pointed them in the right direction - and now it's gone! Please tell me it wasn't an illusion brought on by too many chocolate coins!
If it was, its here: https://youtu.be/E7Us-YdX5jw
Hey again John, thank you so much for this, and thank you again for Cabin Fever. I can't wait for more of your writing, you always make me laugh and you just seem like a refreshingly friendly voice in a world of cynicism some days. Thanks!
Arthur was right! He DID know other verses! (Happy Christmas and a Merry New Year, Mr Finnemore).
Does that mean... Douglas was WRONG? I'm sorry, that's just not possible. Douglas is terrific. And never wrong.
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