Friday, 15 June 2007

Frequently Questioned Answers.

  • It wasn't me!
  • Nothing's the matter.
  • I had to work late at the office.
  • It fell off the back of a lorry.
  • I'm almost sure it's the red wire.
  • Because I say so.


Anonymous said...

Also: "Just because"

Anonymous said...

Surely it's obvious?

Anonymous said...

Surely you heard me the first time?

Anonymous said...

You are joking aren't you?
You can't possibly believe that can you?
You'd be mad to think that surely?

Joe said...

"It always looks like that."

Unknown said...

"No, that's just his face."