Monday, 13 October 2008

Pieces of advertising material that have recently annoyed me. Part three of at least three.

In the window of a kitchen and bathroom shop:

'Not just a basin... a vase for your hands'


Oh, piss off!

Why stop there? 'Not just a draining board... a trophy cabinet for your washing up.' 'Not just a bidet... a showcase for your arse.'

5 comments:

Peter Pan said...

See, I work in advertising creative team and Id never be allowed to do something as wanky as that. And yet these big agencies get paid four times my salary to invent that kind of shit. But Im not bitter .. oh no ....

Sam B said...

Not just loo paper ... a canvas for your shit.

Stu said...

Not just an iPhone, more an unsociable replacement for your personality ...

Pete McKean said...

Are they trying to do a 'This is not just food ...' - but wash basin-porn is never going to work as well on me as "line caught buffalo mozzarella from the upper volta"

Hi John, btw. good work on the writing.

Not just a urinal ... more an urn for the ashes of your celebration (cue banker necking champagne after receiving ridiculous bonus). not that I'm bitter ... either ...

Mister Jervis said...

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