Thursday, 5 June 2014

Captain Hook, Darth Vadar and Blofeld send their apologies.


My old college is not evil, ok? There's nothing remotely evil about it. Look, here's a picture of the canteen. 



Well, ok, bad example. But even if it does on occasion, quite by accident, give off an ever so slightly Slytherin-y air, let's be clear that it is in fact a blameless and upstanding academic institution, and it's definitely not plotting anything. 

No matter whom it may choose to invite to its alumni meet-ups.


(Click on it to read it)


In other news, Kevin and I have been at the Sunday Papers again.

29 comments:

John Finnemore said...

…Yeah, I know I did something similar to this before. But I thought the addition of The Master made it worth revisiting.

Anonymous said...

I think I can see a ghost float around.

Whatever you do, do not put your name in any kind of globet.

Anonymous said...

Nope, neither the picture nor the note look sinister. Not at all. And the elderly guy sitting in a large swiveling high-backed armchair wearing a black cape and a mask, petting a white Persian cat is completely harmless, I tell you.

Miranda Fay said...

Surely that picture's just a still from Porterhouse Blue...?

Rob said...

Oh John! For some reason pouring tea out of the wrapped teapot tickled me this morning. Brilliant!

Tealin said...

I would definitely watch that episode of ... whatever show it ended up being.

Anonymous said...

It certainly was worth revisiting, and getting that as well as a new Sunday Papers has me feeling spoiled. Thank you!

Sarah-L-B said...

I think it looks awesome! o_O

Anonymous said...

As a Valencian, I'm afraid I must say that your college IS evil.

Anonymous said...

I'm afraid the Cambridge Tab disagrees: http://cambridge.tab.co.uk/2014/06/02/which-harry-potter-character-is-your-college/
St John's is definitely Voldemort.
(Long live Ron Weasley & Pembroke!)

Eclectic man said...

Such a shame Margarita couldn't make it.

Amelia said...

Unfortunately, John, Jas Hook was an Oxford boy.

Moony said...

Of course nothing is being plotted. Plotting is for those weaklings who come from the pages of perspicacity. Otherwise known as a land Out There, which requires a towel and a ride to reach. Humans seem to prefer the shoot and dive method of rising action.

Though, on that notation, that does rather eschew the Master (being an alien) but Professor Moriarty is safe. After all, Earth is an untouchable masterpiece of taxidermied sheep, also know as humans (even if they are diabolical intellectuals).

Steph said...

Hey, that's the Hall at John's! We used to sneak in for lunch. Food was nicer than at Catz.

Anonymous said...

Of course it's not St John's, it's Peterhouse. Google it ...

Anonymous said...

As the two previous comments from my fellow Valencians show, Peterhouse is, by general consensus, evil.

The Cambridge sorting hat clearly made an error in your case, however.

Lucy said...

Haha, I'm envious. If I get the grades, the college I'm going to in September has alumni of Rachel Weisz, Andrew Marr and Stephen Hawking. Not quite as evil as yours!

Alex C said...

Love it - if you want to see a huge host of honours board villains look at those at Eton around the time Ian Fleming was there - you'll see most of the Bond baddies represented. Henry Blofeld tells us as well that Ernst Stavros Blofeld is named after his elder brother. Scaramanga was in my house, it seems.

Of course, you'd see a heap of future prime ministers too (most of whom were clearly a bad sort but were made infamous in reality rather than fiction).

Anonymous said...

Woah, I want to go to your school. James Moriarty? The deal is SEALED.

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