My old college is not evil, ok? There's nothing remotely evil about it. Look, here's a picture of the canteen.
Well, ok, bad example. But even if it does on occasion, quite by accident, give off an ever so slightly Slytherin-y air, let's be clear that it is in fact a blameless and upstanding academic institution, and it's definitely not plotting anything.
No matter whom it may choose to invite to its alumni meet-ups.
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In other news, Kevin and I have been at the Sunday Papers again.