Sunday, 3 December 2017
Twenty-Four Things - Thing Three
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Who are you, anyway?
- John Finnemore
- I am the man in this photograph of me. Writer, comedian and actor. I wrote Cabin Pressure, and now write John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme, and Double Acts.
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Aaaaarrgh!
I mean, it captures him perfectly, but aaaaargh!
Why would you do this to us? Quick do the next one so we don't have to look any more!
That's very like him. And I bet it was cathartic, too. :)
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