Thursday, 19 December 2019
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Who are you, anyway?
- John Finnemore
- I am the man in this photograph of me. Writer, comedian and actor. I wrote Cabin Pressure, and now write John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme, and Double Acts.
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2019
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December
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- 24 Things. Who’d’ve thought it?. Thing 24.
- 24 Things... surely? Or will he fall at the final ...
- 24 Things, probably, but taking nothing for grante...
- 24 Things, barring hilarious accidents. Thing 21.
- 24 Things, though it would be quite funny to drop ...
- 24 Things are no longer out of the question. Thing...
- 24 Things, they do seem to keep coming, though. Th...
- 24 Things, though surely not. Thing 17.
- 24 Things still seem unlikely to me, but who knows...
- 24 Things, a likely story. Thing 15
- 24 Things, or so the legend goes. Probably nonsens...
- 24 things, or not, but maybe. Thing 13.
- 24 Things - Half way point, or possibly way over h...
- 24 Things, plus standard disclaimer. Thing 11.
- 24 Things: the in-itself-surprising 'Double Figure...
- 24 Things, more or less. Although definitely not m...
- 24 Things, or at least, definitely 8. Thing 8.
- 24 Things, No Doubt About That, Oh No. Thing 7.
- 24 things, and if you believe that I have a bridge...
- 24 Things, Allegedly, But The Smart Money's On Abo...
- 24 Things Are Unreliably Promised: Thing 4
- 24 Things Or Fewer: Thing 3
- 24 Things, Potentially, But History Suggests Other...
- 24 Things, Theoretically: Thing 1
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December
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15 comments:
You've reached 19... should you not be writing some more Double Acts or something by now? Or is this a very protracted procrastination over something you should be really doing?
Leaded or unleaded?
Is it chasing after the cat of thing 17? The cat looked a bit more focused! Looking forward to the final 5 Things :)
I feel like this could be Arthur in dog form, judging from the enthusiasm!
Definitely a Good Boy
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