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Friday, 13 December 2019
24 things, or not, but maybe. Thing 13.
Apologies if this is baffling to non-Brits. But count yourselves lucky.
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Apologies if this is baffling to non-Brits. But count yourselves lucky.
Apologies if this is baffling to non-Brits. But count yourselves lucky.
Who are you, anyway?
- John Finnemore
- I am the man in this photograph of me. Writer, comedian and actor. I wrote Cabin Pressure, and now write John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme, and Double Acts.
More of this sort of thing.
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- 24 Things. Who’d’ve thought it?. Thing 24.
- 24 Things... surely? Or will he fall at the final ...
- 24 Things, probably, but taking nothing for grante...
- 24 Things, barring hilarious accidents. Thing 21.
- 24 Things, though it would be quite funny to drop ...
- 24 Things are no longer out of the question. Thing...
- 24 Things, they do seem to keep coming, though. Th...
- 24 Things, though surely not. Thing 17.
- 24 Things still seem unlikely to me, but who knows...
- 24 Things, a likely story. Thing 15
- 24 Things, or so the legend goes. Probably nonsens...
- 24 things, or not, but maybe. Thing 13.
- 24 Things - Half way point, or possibly way over h...
- 24 Things, plus standard disclaimer. Thing 11.
- 24 Things: the in-itself-surprising 'Double Figure...
- 24 Things, more or less. Although definitely not m...
- 24 Things, or at least, definitely 8. Thing 8.
- 24 Things, No Doubt About That, Oh No. Thing 7.
- 24 things, and if you believe that I have a bridge...
- 24 Things, Allegedly, But The Smart Money's On Abo...
- 24 Things Are Unreliably Promised: Thing 4
- 24 Things Or Fewer: Thing 3
- 24 Things, Potentially, But History Suggests Other...
- 24 Things, Theoretically: Thing 1
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24 comments:
I'm one of the Americans who gets this and I commiserate.
It's getting harder to be an Anglophile, I'll admit. But fortunately Mr. Finnemore and several score other UK creative types are really what I've always been Anglophilic about, not the yob rule.
You survived the Black Death with that stirring old Black Death spirit -- you'll survive this.
PS: Of course, as an American I have some experience with this type thing in recent years. I apologize to the universe on behalf of the USA.
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