Fair enough. I bow to Mr. Lark's professed thirst for stories about restless (or possibly undulating) cows; and hereby remove 'The Cow That Went In And Out' from my list of badly titled things. In its place, I nominate this house:
Other names on the owner's shortlist:
- The Blue House
- The Round House
- The Invisible House
- The Underwater House
- The House That Went In And Out.