GRAPHIC DESIGN OFFICE, NORTH LONDON
'Okay then, it's a mural for a hoarding outside some new student accomodation. So, let's not over-think this: we'll just get some studenty looking models, dress them in studenty gear like, I don't know, a guy in one of those short necklaces surfers and gap-yearers wear, that kind of thing. And once we've got the shots, we'll sort of splash them with washes of primary colours, to be like, youthful and vibrant, yeah?
I mean, what could possibly could go wrong with that?'
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And no-one thought to check the artwork before printing? Off with their heads too!
Hello John. Just spreading the word: Apparently the BBC is incredibly nervous at the moment about putting another foot wrong: You can hear Adam and Joe checking with their producer if they’re allowed to say “smack my bitch up”, all shows are now undergoing a three-day vetting period to ensure nothing which might possibly offend anyone reaches the internet etc. everyone’s clearly under a lot of pressure to play it as safe as is humanly possible, with no more “slip-ups”. In the light of which, I found this image in the Mail on Sunday - detailing what’s planned for Christmas Day - SO HILARIOUS I CRIED:
http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/news/article-1094243/Shock-Opera-BBC-Christmas-Day-fairytale-horror.html
(It was lying in a cafe. I did not buy it. And it’s not the outrage I’m promoting, just the delicious oops.)
I cut off a head once. Its human's name was Godfrey and it went to college on the Holloway Road. I found him turning on a spit in a disused garage. All wet-eyed he was and abandoned. I keep him with me now, cranially. He spake n'more.
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