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ALT TEXT: A rough guide to telling which kind of bear your bear is, so long as it’s one of two particular kinds, and also that you have an example of the other kind handy to compare it to. Anyway, dish shaped faces come into it, as do throat ruffs.
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I was once told how to tell the difference between a Black Bear and a Grizzly bear.
1 Get the bear to chase you
2 Climb a tree
3 a A Black bear will climb up after you
3 b A grizzly bear will push the tree over.
:o)
However, this no longer works as Grizzly bears have started climbing trees.
:o(
Nice! Very nice! And then more like, woah!
By the time I'd read as far as 3b, I thought, "What we need is a a handy mnemonic to roll out in a time of crisis.". Two hours later, which is pretty good for me, I had this...
If its shoulder hump's above its rump then you've a Grizzly Bear, sir
But it's a Black Bear, with *brown* hair, if the hump and rump are vice versa
Absolutely fail-safe. Then I got to your grizzly tea-climbing news... And now it's not quite so handy. Oh well.
°o•
(Apologies, I don't know how to do a smiley bear face below its nose. (Sad-bear-face cheeky emoticon))
Simon! Simon!
"The Hitchhiker's Guide To Just Popping Into The Woods, For Some Reason"!?
Bear! Bear!
Just came to this bligsote (I'll leave that as id, I quite like it). October, Eric Idle ... The Idler, magazine (still?) published from Crouch End (named, I suppose, after similar from Jerome K Jerome)
OK, so far so clear, but is there a guide for telling a bear from an elephant?
Aarghh! I forgot:
3 c If the bear inflates a ballon and floats up after you it is Pooh Bear!
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Now here's a challenge, if a black bear is white... is it a polar bear? Yes Black bears come in white too! You can find them on Haida Gwaii on the west coast of British Columbia Canada.
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