Something a little different today. I may replace this with a photo in natural light tomorrow, so you can see what's going on. But for now... it's a book.
Wednesday, 13 December 2017
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Who are you, anyway?
- John Finnemore
- I am the man in this photograph of me. Writer, comedian and actor. I wrote Cabin Pressure, and now write John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme, and Double Acts.
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- Twenty-Four Things - Thing Thirteen
- Twenty-Tour Things - Thing Twelve
- Twenty-Four Things - Thing Eleven
- Twenty-Four Things - Thing Ten
- Twenty-Four Things - Thing Nine
- Twenty-Four Things - Thing Eight
- Twenty-Four Things - Thing Seven
- Twenty-Four Things - Thing Six
- Twenty-Four Things - Thing Five
- Twenty-Four Things - Thing Four
- Twenty-Four Things - Thing Three
- Twenty-Four Things - Thing Two
- Twenty-Four Things - Thing One
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- Less Fun Than You'd Think (2)
- Lists (8)
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- Mice (7)
- Mocking The French (4)
- More Fun Than You'd Think (4)
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- Stupidity - Other People's (9)
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- The Unbelievable Truth (3)
- Those That Belong To The Emperor (2)
- Thrilling Library Yarns (10)
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28 comments:
I'm really judging this book. I know I shouldn't.
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Anon - No, you're right to judge it. I would normally have a twinge of guilt about destroying a book, but not this one.
Evelyn - I'm glad things turned out well for you. Good old Mr Raymond.
Ha! You've just given yourself away little lady! '406' is NOT Oklahoma City's landline prefix...
This looks amazing! I'm really interested in the story behind this.
*Tumbleweed blows through...*
T'is so easy to bask in the glory of the lovely Mr Raymond but where oh where is the 14th and indeed 15th thing, and so on...?
No more things...?
Audible (the audio books service) have a freebie at the moment, read by Simon Callow and called something like 'Ghostly Christmas Tales'. They sound exactly, indeed spookily, like a 'since you ask me'. Except they're not kidding!
Alas, natural light never came to Britain. It was doomed to celebrate Christmas in a suspicious glow of LED lights. ;)
Merry Christmas! And thank you for all the Things :)
Merry Christmas John, and merry Christmas to all my fellow Forget What Did readers! <3
"Deck the halls with Martin's brolly..."
Merry Christmas, John Finnemore, writer of minor cliffhangers extraordinare.
Get dressed you merry gentlemen, let nothing you dismay,
These things may well be finished off next Christmas Christmas Day...
(Wow, this is as gripping as the cliffhanger between Yverdon-Les-Bains and Zurich! Brilliant!)
Hi John,
Seasons Greetings etc.
I wondered - what is it like being you?
Marty
Hi John,
As a Ex-Resident of Broadstone & Ex Poole Grammar pupil I'm surprised you have performed at the Tivoli Theatre Wimborne? Some equally well known radio 4 people have performed there. Punt & Dennis, Marcus Brigstock, Miles Jupp to name just a few. It surely must be an oversight on your management company. Please address it immediately- oh & let me know when you'll be there.
Regards, Melanie
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