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Aha, you have hidden the lemon even more cunningly in Thing Two!
Did you fall asleep?
I don't know what the other comments are saying, the lemon is right there
Plainly drawn with lemon juice - anyone got a candle?
That is an invisible lemon, as any fule kno.
The Emperor's New Post?
Is Thing Two blue or gold?
They do say brevity is the soul of wit ...
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