I might be wrong (with the intonation of Douglas) but poodles are very small dogs, aren't they ? In the opposite of other breeds you mention. The crucial moment of the er... crossbreeding work must be quite... acrobatic, don't you think so ?
So here is my question : do you plan to bring these poor animals some concrete help to their er... meeting ? I mean you have to provide them with at least a bench, a ladder, a trampoline or stilts ! (and please don't forget to film it) (too bad that I can't draw, I'd have imagined lots of funny scenes...)
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I might be wrong (with the intonation of Douglas) but poodles are very small dogs, aren't they ? In the opposite of other breeds you mention. The crucial moment of the er... crossbreeding work must be quite... acrobatic, don't you think so ?
So here is my question : do you plan to bring these poor animals some concrete help to their er... meeting ?
I mean you have to provide them with at least a bench, a ladder, a trampoline or stilts !
(and please don't forget to film it)
(too bad that I can't draw, I'd have imagined lots of funny scenes...)
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