Sunday, 1 March 2009

It's that slim-line colour scanner in the office, isn't it?

Today, Marianne's computer told her it had 'experienced a minor lapse in fidelity'. Which sounds to me more like a senior civil servant trying to weasel his way out of trouble with his wife: 'Listen, darling, we were both drunk, it meant nothing... but to be perfectly blunt with you, I have experienced a minor lapse in fidelity'.


 Marianne has agreed to give her computer another chance, for the sake of the printer. 


2 comments:

John Soanes said...

Hi John
Not apropos of the fact that Marianne may need to get a DNA test on the printer (just to, you know, be sure), I've been enjoying DM's Soap Box, which has your name on it. Good stuff, so a Paul McCartney-style thumbs-aloft to you!
J

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