Sunday, 3 December 2017

Twenty-Four Things - Thing Three

I apologise for Faraging up your advent so early. But one thing I've discovered this year is the joy of caricaturing people I dislike, and so am not held back by guilt. You'll never guess which public figure taught me this lesson. (I will try to keep him out of this series. But no promises...)

22 comments:

Tealin said...

Aaaaarrgh!

I mean, it captures him perfectly, but aaaaargh!

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Why would you do this to us? Quick do the next one so we don't have to look any more!

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That's very like him. And I bet it was cathartic, too. :)

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