Monday, 4 January 2021

Goats and Daffodils

I think I might start putting these up again. By which I mean, I have started. At least to the tune of one.  



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Peter Briggs said...

And, why not?

Yerushalmi said...

I will now demonstrate that I learned nothing from this sketch by saying that I'm 100% on George's side. As the person who introduced the instability into the system, Sally is responsible for putting up a fence and compensating George for the goat deaths.

Eclectic Man said...

I'm going to 'sit on the fence' on this one.

:oD

(Did you see what I did there? 'Sit not he fence', it's a sketch about not having a fence ...? Oh never mind.

Just explains why John F is the (genius) sketch writer, and I'm in the audience.)

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Hey, just stopped by to say that I listened to the latest Souvenir Program episode, I like how the majority of it was a character study, and how the story was told backwards. I think the Christmas crackers skit will be relatable to many, sadly, thanks for all your work and to your stellar cast.

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Must say I was a bit unhappy when I heard the latest Souvenir Program was to be sketches told back in time.

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But then you told me a story, so all is well again :o)

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It took me until Eposide 3 to realise what you were doing.

Thank you John. Brilliant as always.

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Or Episode even...

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