Monday, 24 May 2010

Mad Men. No, actually mad.


Advertising has got very sophisticated these days, very subtle; but sometimes a good advertising executive has got to know when to go back to basics, to the old reliable methods that always have sold product, and always will. 

Sometimes, in other words, it's time to wheel out a cartoon of a little girl shouting into a dog's arsehole. 



Now just sit back, and watch them fly off the shelves.


43 comments:

Ross Bennett said...

Ad exec: That thing on the kid's shirt....

Concept artist: You mean the little rosette mimicking the size and shape of the dog's sphincter to subliminally communicate a tightening anxiety one might experience with the discomfort of intestinal worms?"

Ad exec: Yeah. Nice touch.

Ross Bennett said...

Also: 2:43 a.m.? That Winehouse Pooh image has taken its toll! Hope it gets better.

This is why we drink. That and the writing thing.

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Hullo
am enjoying working my way through your blog very much, also found the Now Show about the cactus made me laugh till got asthma attack. Have only this to give back : on More or Less on Radio 4, an Australian said "geographically co located" which I might have found funny because of ignorance. My five year old and I liked the monsters you made

John Finnemore said...

Thank you very much! I'm always pleased when my work brings on a medical emergency. And keep your eyes open for more monsters - I've spotted the makings of a couple in the house I'm staying in...

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WRIGHT said...

We are direct providers of Fresh Cut BG, SBLC and MTN which are specifically for lease, our bank instrument can be engage in PPP Trading, Discounting, signature project (s) such as Aviation, Agriculture, Petroleum, Telecommunication, construction of Dams, Bridges, Real Estate and all kind of projects. We do not have any broker chain in our offer or get involved in chauffer driven offers.

We deliver with time and precision as sethforth in the agreement. Our terms and Conditions are reasonable, below is our instrument description.

The procedure is very simple; the instrument will be reserved on euro clear to be verified by your bank, after verification an arrangement will be made for necessary bank documents and stock testing expenses, the cost of the Bank Guarantee will be paid after the delivery of the MT760,

DESCRIPTION OF INSTRUMENTS:

1. Instrument: Bank Guarantee (BG/SBLC) (Appendix A)
2. Total Face Value: Eur 5M MIN and Eur 10B MAX (Ten Billion USD).
3. Issuing Bank: HSBC Bank London, Credit Suisse and Deutsche Bank Frankfurt.
4. Age: One Year, One Month
5. Leasing Price: 6% of Face Value plus 2% commission fees to brokers.
6. Delivery: Bank to Bank swift.
7. Payment: MT-103 or MT760
8. Hard Copy: Bonded Courier within 7 banking days.

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We are major/Direct providers of Fresh Cut BG, SBLC, POF, MTN, Bonds and CDs and this financial instruments are specifically for lease and sale.We are one of the leading Financial instrument providers with offices all over Europe. 
We are major/Direct providers of Fresh Cut BG, SBLC, POF, MTN, Bonds and CDs and this financial instruments are specifically for lease and sale.We are one of the leading Financial instrument providers with offices all over Europe. 
we always deliver on time and precision as Set forth in the agreement. You are at liberty to engage our leased facilities into trade programs, project financing, Credit line enhancement, Corporate Loans (Business Start-up Loans or Business Expansion Loans), Equipment Procurement Loans (Industrial Equipment, Air crafts, Ships, etc.) as well as other financial instruments issued from AAA Rated bank such as HSBC Bank Hong Kong, HSBC Bank London, Deutsche Bank AG Frankfurt, Barclays Bank , Standard Chartered Bank and others on lease at the lowest available rates depending on the face value of the instrument needed, Our Terms and Conditions are reasonable. 

DESCRIPTION OF INSTRUMENTS: 
1. Instrument: Bank Guarantee (BG)/SBLC (Appendix A) 
2. Total Face Value: 10M MIN to 50B MAX USD or Euro 
3. Issuing Bank: HSBC, Deutsche Bank Frankfurt, UBS or any Top 25 . 
4. Age: One Year, One Day 
5. Leasing Price: 4 1% 
6. Sale Price: 32 2% 
7. Delivery by SWIFT . 
8. Payment: MT103-23 
9. Hard Copy: Bonded Courier within 7 banking days 

We are ready to close leasing with any interested client in few banking days, if interested do not hesitate to contact me direct. 

Name:May Gary 
Email:algecoglobalfinanceplc@gmail.com 
Skype::algecoglobalfinanceplc    
 

May Gary said...

We are major/Direct providers of Fresh Cut BG, SBLC, POF, MTN, Bonds and CDs and this financial instruments are specifically for lease and sale.We are one of the leading Financial instrument providers with offices all over Europe. 
We are major/Direct providers of Fresh Cut BG, SBLC, POF, MTN, Bonds and CDs and this financial instruments are specifically for lease and sale.We are one of the leading Financial instrument providers with offices all over Europe. 
we always deliver on time and precision as Set forth in the agreement. You are at liberty to engage our leased facilities into trade programs, project financing, Credit line enhancement, Corporate Loans (Business Start-up Loans or Business Expansion Loans), Equipment Procurement Loans (Industrial Equipment, Air crafts, Ships, etc.) as well as other financial instruments issued from AAA Rated bank such as HSBC Bank Hong Kong, HSBC Bank London, Deutsche Bank AG Frankfurt, Barclays Bank , Standard Chartered Bank and others on lease at the lowest available rates depending on the face value of the instrument needed, Our Terms and Conditions are reasonable. 

DESCRIPTION OF INSTRUMENTS: 
1. Instrument: Bank Guarantee (BG)/SBLC (Appendix A) 
2. Total Face Value: 10M MIN to 50B MAX USD or Euro 
3. Issuing Bank: HSBC, Deutsche Bank Frankfurt, UBS or any Top 25 . 
4. Age: One Year, One Day 
5. Leasing Price: 4 1% 
6. Sale Price: 32 2% 
7. Delivery by SWIFT . 
8. Payment: MT103-23 
9. Hard Copy: Bonded Courier within 7 banking days 

We are ready to close leasing with any interested client in few banking days, if interested do not hesitate to contact me direct. 

Name:May Gary 
Email:algecoglobalfinanceplc@gmail.com 
Skype::algecoglobalfinanceplc    
 

Anum Faiz said...

If you are seeking a Bank Guarantee (BG), SBLC for Lease or Purchase, we are the best financial institution to help you to secure verifiable and easily monetized BG, SBLC and other financial instruments. we are a group of experienced bankers, seasoned brokers with years of experience in the financial instrument industry. We deal directly with reliable Providers of BG, SBLC, MT109, MT799, MT760, Sale and Lease of Financial Instruments issued by Top rated global banks.

Our procedure is TIME SAVING and transparent. With us, you can secure any denomination of BG / SBLC from 10M to 10B (EURO / USD) in time for use in Heavy / Light project financing anywhere in the world.

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